Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Dead body in the bedroom

I was living in an huge old house.  There was a funeral with all the mirrors covered and the curtains drawn.  The house was full of relatives, none of which I knew.  I was told that the house was completely filled so the coffin would rest beside my bed.
My bedroom was all dark and the coffin was open.  There was a man lying in the coffin.  I could only see that he was very thin.   I climbed into the large bed and fell asleep.  I awoke to a storm and the body was sitting up in the coffin.

Monday, June 24, 2013

Lucy and Ricky

We were Lucy and Ricky in 1950s New York.  I bought a missile and Ricky was angry at the purchase.  We were trying to sell it to Ethel and Fred, but it didn't work out.  I was able to sell the missile to some inner city kids who set it off.  It blew up a large building and we all enjoyed the explosion.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

Gameshow

I was at my mall.  There is a new part in the basement.  An ABC game-show where there are catagories and the audience is asked questions one person at a time.  It was my turn next, and I wanted to answer a make-up and perfume question.  The host skipped me and I was angry.  I objected and argued with the host.  I decided to leave and remembered my purse.  I went back to get my purse and pulled out the bottom of the seat.  It was filled with diamond jewelry.  I palmed two diamond bracelets in the shape of snakes and two diamond rings in the shape of the Pink Panther.  I went to the video game room where Jered Lee was playing and we planned to rob the basement.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

OMG, I grew a penis!

I woke up and found I had a penis.  I had gone through menopause and developed one. I was very disturbed.  Then my parents came by and they took over my apartment.  I didn't want anyone to know I had a penis so I went to my secret room and Googled how to get rid of it.  I couldn't find any information on how to rid myself of it.  I then decided to move everything I had into my secret room and live there.  I really wanted some privacy.