Saturday, June 15, 2013

OMG, I grew a penis!

I woke up and found I had a penis.  I had gone through menopause and developed one. I was very disturbed.  Then my parents came by and they took over my apartment.  I didn't want anyone to know I had a penis so I went to my secret room and Googled how to get rid of it.  I couldn't find any information on how to rid myself of it.  I then decided to move everything I had into my secret room and live there.  I really wanted some privacy.